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The following transcription is true and actually occurred at a Seattle coffee shop while a Woot Writer waited for his drink. The person depicted was talking on a Bluetooth Headset. We don't know if it was a Plantronics M100 Bluetooth Headset or not, but if you decide to buy one don't act like this.

HEY, ADRIAN WHAT'S UP? NOTHIN' MUCH, GETTIN' COFFEE. YEEEAH, YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT! HA HA. ARE WE STILL ON FOR THE MEETING? OKAY, COOL. NO, I'M SUPPOSED TO HANG OUT WITH KATIE TONIGHT. I DUNNO, PROBABLY GONNA WATCH THAT DOWNTOWN ABBY SHOW. NO DUDE, IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. HANG ON A SEC-

HEY WHERE'S YOUR CREAMER?

IT'S A GOOD SHOW, DUDE. THE OTHER NIGHT I WAS WATCHING ONE AND THIS DUDE, HE'S AMERICAN RIGHT? AND HE'S ARGUING WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE'S ALL, "IF YOU'RE GONNA GET ALL AMERICAN ON ME THEN I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE THE ROOM." IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. PLUS THE CHICKS ARE HOT AND THEY USUALLY SHOW CLEAVAGE.

ALRIGHT MAN, CATCH YA LATER. PEACE OUT.

Warranty: 1 Year Plantronics

Condition: New

Features:

• Deliver your natural voice - not background noises, thanks to dual microphones, wind-noise reduction, and Digital Signal Processing technology
• Pair two or more Bluetooth mobile phones to the one headset with Multipoint technology
• Enjoy up to six hours of talk time and ten days of standby time
• Customize your fit with three sizes of patented gel ear tips and an optional earloop
• See a full charge in 90 minutes and a two hour charge in thirty minutes
• If you carry an iPhone?, check the headset's battery life on-screen

Specifications:

Connection:
Type:	Bluetooth
Range:	30 Feet
Multi-Point:	Yes

Audio:
Digital Signal Processing:	Yes
Microphones:	Dual Mic
Noise-cancellation:	DSP
Wind Noise Reduction:	Dynamic DSP, Microphone placement for reduced wind noise

Controls:
Dedicated On/Off:	Yes
Call Answer/End:	Yes
Volume +/-:	Yes

Power:
Battery Power:	6 Hours
Charger Type:	micro USB

Physical:
Weight:	0.3 oz

 

In the box:

• Plantronics 83600-91 M100 Bluetooth Headset
• (3) Sizes of Gel Ear Tips
• Earloop

Can you imagine how the parking looks down there? Just nothing but fire and these big piles of handbaskets scattered all around the place, all of them looking exactly alike, nobody knowing which handbasket is the handbasket they arrived with. Total nightmare, really. And in a place full of screams and unspeakable tortures, who needs one more nightmare?

So I'm getting a Stanley 12" Tool Bag! It's got 7 different interior compartments and a clear side pocket, plus a zippered closure to keep my special personal items hidden and safe. And you can bet I'm going to be using that. I mean, do you KNOW the kind of people that are going to be down there? Handbaskets don't exactly attract the highest class of people if you follow me.

Probably there's a great golf course, though. The politicians gotta hang out somewhere.

Condition: New

Features:

• From the D.I.Y Collection is this 12-inch tool bag with a zippered closure
• 7 different interior compartments for tool and accessory storage
• Includes 9" x 4" loose storage pack with clear face for quick view of accessories
• Exterior clear view side storage pocket
• 9" x 4" exterior storage pack held in place by three velcro straps

In the box:

• (1) Stanley 97-479 Ladies 12" Tool Bag
• (1) Zippered Bag
• (1) Removable Tool Organizer

What does each bundle come with?

Well, the blue bundle comes with a Gund Jax Monkey, a Li'l Boutique Door Hanger that says "baby boy sleeping," and a Gund Jax Beaded Baby Rattle. The Pink Bundle, on the other hand, comes with a Gund Cuddly Cub, a different Li'l Boutique Door Hanger (this time it reads "baby girl sleeping," though), and a Baby Gund Beaded Rattle/Activity Toy (Hulahoop the Cat).

Is there any way I can get the blue monkey for my baby girl and a Boutique Door Hanger that reads "baby girl sleeping"?

Only if you buy both sets. Unfortunately, the bundles come packed as outlined above, so there is no mixing-and-matching possible.

I bought one of each: one for my baby boy and another for my baby girl. How do you suggest I get them to stop fighting?

While we appreciate your question, it seems to have more to do with parenting than with the toys we're selling. We're sorry that we can't help you with this matter.

No, I'm not talking about my kids. I'm talking about the monkey and the bear cub; how do I get them to stop fighting?

Forgive us, but we're not totally sure what you're talking about. Are your children making the stuffed animals fight each other?

Wait, "stuffed" animals? You mean I wasn't supposed to get my baby boy a real monkey and my baby girl a real bear cub?

No. Not at all. But hold on, you seriously have a real bear cub and real monkey and they're fighting?! In your house?

Yeah! They've been going at it for a while! When it first started, I thought for sure the bear cub would have the monkey for lunch within ten minutes, but then the monkey got hold of a steak knife, so he's been able to hold the bear cub off. For the time being, at least.

And your kids, are they okay?

Okay? They're LOVING it! I've never seen them this excited. My husband's loving it too. He brought over some of his old poker buddies, and now they're betting on who'll come out on top. I'm the one who's frustrated. I'm supposed to be hosting my book club later tonight and these wild animals are making a mess of my house. Oh, hey! Monkey! You get your hands off that cord! That's the cord to my computer! You better stop! No! Don't you pull tha

...

Ma'am? Are you there, ma'am?

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: New

Blue Bundle Features:

• Gund Jax Monkey
  - Made of soft knit and corduroy multi-textured plush
  - 14" tall
  - Surface is washable
  - Different patterns and textures help sensory development
  - Dimensions: 17.2"L x 7"W x 4.1"D
• Lil' Boutique Door Hanger
  - Will let everyone in the family know to use a quiet voice
  - Made of wood with a satin blue ribbon for hanging
  - Painted in blue and white with "Baby Boy sleeping" and rocking horse detail
• Gund Jax Beaded Baby Rattle/Activity Toy
  - Plush monkey rattle
  - The eyes and accents are embroidered for baby's safety
  - Touch and close fastener that attaches easily to the crib or stroller
  - Easy for babies to hold
  - Beads make babies' gums feel better when they are teething
  - Dimensions: 5.5"H x 2.5"W x 5"L

Additional Photo:

• Blue Bundle

Pink Bundle Features:

• Gund Cuddly Cubs
  - Cream colored teddy bear holding a baby bear
  - 13" High
  - Removable diaper and bottle
  - Dimensions: 5"W x 13"L x 4"D
• Lil' Boutique Door Hanger
  - Will let everyone in the family know to use a quiet voice
  - Made of wood with a satin pink ribbon for hanging
  - Painted in pink and white with "Baby Girl sleeping" and rocking horse detail
• Baby Gund Beaded Rattle/Activity Toy, Hulahoop the Pink Cat
  - Pretty beaded rattle featuring textured needlecord fabric
  - Baby-safe embroidered face and little ears and paws to tug and chew on
  - Approx. size 5.5"
  - Also features a velcro loop attachment to take along on strollers and car seats

Additional Photo:

• Pink Bundle

In the box:

• (1) Gund Plush Baby Bundle (Choose: Blue or Pink)

Science is all "Oh, the laws of physics, boo hoo hoo" but face facts: if Isaac Newton had obeyed the laws of his government he never would have been trespassing in that meadow to get hit on the head by that apple. If Albert Einstein had obeyed the laws of his workplace, he never would have been daydreaming about sitting at the front of a beam of light. Galileo, Richard Feynman, Neil deGrasse Tyson, all these men made their career by breaking the rules that mankind "knew" to be true. So why, therefore, must you be bound by them? Just because the math works? Why, you can prove anything with math, assuming you're willing to round a little!

So we're serious when we say the Body Power Magnetic Recumbent Bike is the gateway to perpetual motion. We'll even share the secret with you right now, the one those oil companies don't EVEN want you to know. Keep it under your hat, okay? Otherwise, who knows what could happen?

STEP ONE: buy a Body Power Magnetic Recumbent Bike. The adjustable magnetic resistance will let you set the tension your own way. After a few weeks of practice, you'll be in the best shape of your life. And don't forget that the Body Power Magnetic Recumbent Bike offers a three-color LCD display with MP3 function. It's the perfect time to catch up on all those old Alex Jones episodes you've been storing!

STEP TWO: attach a little growing light, hydration system, and a garden! As you pedal, you'll power those baby seeds to full growth without any outside forces in the way. The astute should probably see where this plan is going, but we'll still make it clear: human + magnets = ETERNAL CLEAN ENERGY.

STEP THREE: lean forward and grab your vegetables! Take a delicious bite! Mmmm, right? Mmmmm! Let these vegetables power your body as you use the hand plus/heart rate monitor to track how healthy you've become from all that constant pedaling. Just be sure not to swallow the seeds! Instead, spit them back into the garden, where the cycle can begin anew.

STEP FOUR: sit back and laugh at those scientists who said a "closed system" can't ever exist. Because you've done it! You've mixed exercise and a good diet in a way that will keep you alive forever! It's all thanks to the application of the secrets hidden in the Body Power Magnetic Recumbent Bike by the ancient Egyptian pharaohs in conjunction with the Mayan god kings. The secrets can be YOURS at last!

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

 

Warranty: 1 Year Body Power

Condition: New

Features:

• Magnetic adjustable resistance
• Programmable exercise console features 21 training programs
• Includes hand pulse/heart rate monitor
• Three-color LCD display with MP3 function, audio speaker & touch buttons
• Plug in your audio device to the "Audio Jack" to enjoy your music amplified
• Seat adjusts horizontally to accommodate different size users
• Includes aluminum water bottle
• User Guide

Additional Photos:

• Control Console with Heart Rate Monitor

Specifications:
Drive System:	Electro Magnetic AC Adapter
Frame:	Steel / Aluminum Semi Recumbent
Preset Modes:	21
Display:	3-Color LCD (Blue, Yellow, White) Blue-Lit Touch Buttons Multi-Function Split Screen
Simultaneously Displays:	Speed, Time, Distance, Calories, Watt, Pulse, Resistance Level
MP3 Function:	Yes
Audio Speaker:	Yes
Heart Rate Monitor:	Yes
Pulse Range:	30 - 240BPM
Adjustable Seat:	Yes
Seat Rail:	Aluminum Adjustable
Water Bottle:	Yes (Aluminum)
Resistance Level:	1 - 16
Max User Weight:	250 lbs
Assembled Dimensions:	66.13"(L) x 25.25"(W) x 46.5"(H)
Approximate Weight:	100 lbs

 

Special Information: Due to the size and weight of this item FedEx will not be able to deliver to PO BOX or MILITARY addresses. A physical street address is required.

In the box:

• Body Power BRB 6000 Magnetic Recumbent Bike
• Aluminum Water Bottle
• AC Adapter